The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton May 18, 2018
Best couple in the entire world. They would make adorable mixed babies. She is gorgeous with blue eyes and light Cape Verde skin. He is hot with greenish hazel eyes and full Portuguese . Just fuck already. 😂
by Nahhnigga February 01, 2014
A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.
Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"
by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 04, 2022
by DaBeasteo August 05, 2024
A disgusting transgender pedophile from the Mr. Beast staff team and is also the ex-best friend of Jimmy (Mr. Beast) who likes child porn, texting minors, and sharing Jennette McCurdy’s nudes.
Mr. Beast: I can’t believe that bitch Ava Kris Tyson wrecked my reputation, now i’m getting hate!
Chandler: *currently reading bible quotes on his Tiktok*
Chandler: *currently reading bible quotes on his Tiktok*
by brihttp July 26, 2024
Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
by wowzers holy July 13, 2022