Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 6, 2009

Twsted Shxdow

Twsted Shxdow is a gachatuber with a big heart fun personality

Hey! Did you see Twsted Shxdow’s new vid?

by anonymous January 12, 2021

baking like a toasted cheeser

1. To be stoned; high on the devil's lettuce.

2. A very warm cheese salesman.

This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted cheeser. It's so hot here!

by Phrankenstyne July 11, 2020

Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

twatted

by Frothboy March 20, 2009

twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

twatted

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

Twisted Fister

1. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or a female having intercourse with a female. The one giving the Twisted Fister grabs a handful of potato chips and then fists the female, twists their arm and then releases the chips.

Man and woman are having intercourse while snacking on potato chips. Man discreetly grags a handful of chips and gives the woman a Twisted Fister. Woman is surprised and later askes, "Who ate all the chips?".

by BitLulu July 16, 2007