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truck ballz

The craze that started in 1997 with the yournutz web sales. They can hang off a bumper or spare tire. There is much controversy with many states attempting to ban them.
That truck wizzed by with some hangin truck balls. Wow look at those truck ballz
by Truthyseeker April 21, 2009
mugGet the truck ballzmug.

rape truck

A truck that looks abandoned and is usually white and small.
Stay away from the rape truck parked on the side of the road!
by Kcole007 April 3, 2017
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Get in the truck

The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
by Valian61 June 17, 2021
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spickup truck

A pickup truck containing a minimum of three hispanics, which also sports large Gothic lettering on the back window boasting an equally hispanic last name.
"Hey check out Jorge's new spickup truck!"
by lorelei713 November 18, 2011
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G.U.N. Truck

A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.

It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.

The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"

Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."

Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"

Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."

Guy 1:"..."
by Codybean1 October 27, 2011
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lifted truck

A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:

a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.

Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.

Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.

Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.

They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
"Did you see Michael's lifted truck?"

"Yeah, pretty sick man. I wish I had 12,000 to blow on mods."
by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009
mugGet the lifted truckmug.

truck stop

a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.

b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."
"Can you turn at this next exit? There is a truck stop and I gotta go make the brown rumble."
by Master of the factory January 24, 2007
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