treetop gang

the absolute worst gang there is, no g code and they all ugly and hoeless. If you meet anybody that’s in treetop gang make sure you avoid at all costs before they buttfuck you out of their incelness.

ayo that bitch is treetop gang lets go fuck his shit up

by definitelynotatoesucker August 9, 2019

Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.

Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...

by robertlsfo September 8, 2009

Teets

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

treats

1) To give or recieve any form of sexual pleasure.
2) To take drugs.
3) To describe something that is good.

1) I gave her some good treats last night.
2) I took too many treats last night and freaked out.
3) That Roots gig last night was the treats

by Gibbonsausage June 27, 2004

finger treats

The act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. Can also be used on one's self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. Unless you have knuckle draggers.

I was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the cock.

by boondocks5 September 25, 2007

feed the trees

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

by Gumbyisme November 7, 2008