Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome

When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.

Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!

by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds

so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update

by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013

trauma dump

When someone exposed to trauma in their past - takes that trauma and dumps it on to you!

She hade been abused by people like him before - so now without knowing him - she trauma dump:ed all of that shit out on him.

by JoDei October 15, 2022

serious emotional trauma

See goatse

Oh dear god the pain!

by SpinSpyder June 24, 2003

TRAMSLUHOOKA

Someone who is a tramp, slut and hooker all rolled into one.

You are a tramsluhooka every day ending in 'y.'

by ACFbabymama May 5, 2009

Trauma hug

The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.

When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

Trauma pupils

When someone's pupils dilate in an unusual way, it is called mydriasis. This may be caused by an injury, psychological factors, or when someone takes certain drugs or medications.

Doctors sometimes refer to more pronounced mydriasis, when the pupils are fixed and dilated, as "blown pupil." This condition can be a symptom of an injury to the brain from physical trauma or a stroke.

Pupils that are lager then normal from trauma is called Trauma pupils

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019