Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you

Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call

by MartoTTown October 20, 2020

Toobin

Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.

by y.cole October 20, 2020

Toobin’

(v.) Jerking it while on a Zoom work call.

Jeffrey was toobin’ like a beast during the New Yorker meeting. He said he thought his cam was off, but come on!

by JennOSyde October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020

Toobin

One who leans so far to the left; the right is ignored during a Zoom call.

Jeffrey decided to Toobin during a Zoom call and, although his right hand is functional, developed Carpal Tunnel syndrome in his left hand.

by Biden2029 October 20, 2020

Toobin

Too·bin

Verb

1) To expose oneself sexually in front of a webcam.

2) Unintentionally showing your genitalia on a Zoom call.

My roommate walked in and caught me lubin' and Toobin, I'm never going to live it down.

by SpudSmasher October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020