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Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
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Roll tide yell

ME: CAN I GET A ROLL TIDE YELL?! THE BOYS: YEE-YEE!!!!!!
by Maximoo2099 July 26, 2021
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Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
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Tide Pods

Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world
Man, I really want some Tide pods
by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018
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The Tide is High

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
by Death Menace August 11, 2023
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Tide pods

If u want to see god eat a few tide pods
by Chiknugget July 14, 2022
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Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.
Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.
by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022
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