Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

Butt toucher

Someone who goes around touching random butts for no reason and any chance they get or any time they see a butt they have a urge to touch it

Chayson is such a queer .He's always trying to touch everyone's butt all the time . What a little butt toucher . Makes me wonder about him.

by Daddy Best March 16, 2020

gutter toucher

A term used to describe a suburban area of density that you can physically touch either neighbour’s gutters whilst between each property.

“They live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ suburbs”

by DS.Roach September 7, 2020

toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021

Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

by DaWordCat August 8, 2022

tdouche

Combination of touche and douche

Person A: Your mother is a whore
Person Z: You mother is a legitimate prostitute
Person A: tdouche

by Person Z November 22, 2011

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004