insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019

Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.

I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.

by Anon135813 November 12, 2020

Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.

Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Ice Therapy

The act of eating something so spicy that you get a cup of ice and put it on your tongue for a certain period of time.

I did the Blazin' challenge last night and the Blazin' wings were so bad that I needed ice therapy.

by NascarAndPepsiFan18 February 13, 2021

organizational therapy

A combination of organizational services and positive life therapy solutions.

Justin hired Kristal-Amber, a professional organizer and life coach, to help him organize his home, business and ultimately his life. As a result, Justin was happier, had a clearer mind and was able to conquer his goals and identify his life's purpose. He concluded that he had received organizational therapy.

by Professional Organizer April 5, 2020

Therapied

Past tense of (giving) therapy.

Mate you dunno the number of ppl ive therapied who've had trauma given to them by 'Aryan's.

by the_ac_exists February 23, 2024

Anal Therapy

The process of vigorously fucking someone in the ass to get them shut up

My girlfriend really needs some anal therapy tonight

by dank memmes March 23, 2024