by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019
by Capt Awol January 12, 2008
a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
by manta965 June 12, 2011
by Mgoo February 15, 2022
This is a game to be played when someone puts together a party for the drinking game Wisest Wizard.
Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.
Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.
Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.
Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.
Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.
Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.
Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.
Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.
A Round Of Wizard's Folly:
'Can you believe these fags?'
'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'
'Not for me, I'm gay.'
'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'
'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'
'Can you believe these fags?'
'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'
'Not for me, I'm gay.'
'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'
'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'
by themadstork March 26, 2010
A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.
Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.
If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.
Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.
Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 02, 2019
When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020