banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?

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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

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The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 05, 2020

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Vacuuming

During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.

"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."

by tiddle smikkums April 21, 2024

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Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

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Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

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