Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

Bog Rhino

An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.

Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.

by Pickled Embryo September 8, 2023

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

Rhino Hunting

When one of your buddies gets black out drunk at a party and is so horny that he starts to grind with any girl he can find, which are usually women much heavier than himself.

Me: "Dude, that girl John is dancing with has to weigh at least fifty pounds more than he does."

Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."

by Janimal66 November 2, 2014

rhino tilt

on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances

Dude, he went on rhino tilt when I told him about how I banged his mom the other night.

by Cleatus Jenkins October 1, 2010

Rhino Lining.

When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.

I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020