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Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact
"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"
by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021
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Newton

Generic name for places.
The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky
wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.
by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
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Pop Newton

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022
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Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees
by newt0n April 20, 2021
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Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.
Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words
by Love you cuz February 25, 2019
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