by Wouldscrew October 03, 2022
When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.
by Ridiculosophy August 10, 2022
Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 01, 2017
If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
by shaqiqi February 09, 2022
Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"
"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021