Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning

I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.

by The Smeggs December 20, 2019