Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 15, 2019

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 2, 2018

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019

ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.

Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!

by major wipeout May 13, 2010