Curtis

The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.

Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.

by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025

CURTI BIRDIE

white boi who thinks he is rich and loves girls name alexis and is always flexing, he is a little bit smart but not a lot he also has a boyfriend name denzel and they do thressome together he kinda tall

women :that rich white boi must be curti birdi
boi = boy

curti birdie= curtis dodd

by PENGUINGOD21 May 29, 2019

Tangy Curtis

The best thing a man can do for his woman...or anyone in a sexual relationship that feels the need to probe further into their relationship

Like a tornado in the tush

by Terz June 7, 2003

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.

I wonder if you ever done the Curtis footjob

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.

Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025