Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night

"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"

by tommylads May 30, 2018

tingling brass

A sexual position in which you grab the shaft of a man and move your hand up and down like a ringing a bell. Usually quite painful.

Man 1 : Why is that man walking funny?
Man 2 : his wife caught him cheating and so she gave him a tingling brass.

Man 1 : Ouch!

by ChristmasPancake March 31, 2020

The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

by Darthfett May 13, 2023

brass

for fucking sake why!

brass party!

by table tennis pro April 9, 2023

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022