katy: o did you see that boy
melissa: yes i wish that could be my man
susan: i think he is appe raisio
melissa: yes i wish that could be my man
susan: i think he is appe raisio
by appe raisio July 17, 2017
I looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee thissssss appppppppp/////Webbbbsiteeeeeee
by Braces x March 09, 2019
It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 11, 2016
A Tech Friend, a buisness manager and an app fir every type of buisness that makes employee tracking easy.
Enables you to MONITOR, ANALYSE & MANAGE your team members and workforce in real time.
Enables you to MONITOR, ANALYSE & MANAGE your team members and workforce in real time.
by TrackHR Marketing November 26, 2021
The ultimate child of Facebook and Tumblr. The place, where you can share your interests of yaoi, Elmo, and ice cream tacos.
*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*
And remember friendships take time and effort .>.
*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*
And remember friendships take time and effort .>.
by THE UTAH TEAPOT, THE CROWN .>. April 07, 2017
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!
Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 29, 2024