getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard points

Admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed - such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional institutions and jails. Named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.

- See that new meat by the benches? I heard he killed somebody on the outside!

- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.

by Dread Pirate 6 January 21, 2011

Moose Yards

An area north of Shawano Lake in Wisconsin known for its many bars and cottages.

I live in the Moose Yards.

by Jarppilarpagus August 2, 2018

Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.

"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"

by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012

yard settings

Time to leave; wanting to go home

I think its yard settings after this

by george is leng August 25, 2021

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015