Swamp Dolly

A female who has several kids to increase her welfare cheque so she can go out to the bars every night with three pounds of make up on drunk as fuck wearing the same prostitute outfit in hopes she stumbles on to a random dick that will take her home so she can sponge cigarettes, drugs, and money. The next morning this female looks like a doll that was thrown in a swamp.

guy 1 "You didn't take home that train wreck last night did you?"

guy 2 "I did, I can't believe I nailed a swamp dolly. I am never drinking again."

guy 1 "Ewww, were not friends anymore."

by Raven Vigilante September 08, 2011

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swamp butt

1. pertaining to the condition of over-active sweat glands of the grendle, and gluteus maximus; 2. way to much moisture "down there". NOTE: often cured by GoldBond Medicated Powder

Playin basketball sure caused the onset of a serious case of "swamp butt".

by THE TILLMAN February 09, 2004

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swamp ass

A condition caused by excessive moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.

After Marcus and Antonia were done frolicking about they all had a terrible case of swamp ass.

by Jen March 09, 2005

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Swamp Donkey

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

by The m00z January 11, 2006

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