Riley

Riley is a redneck who likes his big green tractor cows and his curls. He will take any girl that will like his tractor rides. His favorite song is big green tractor and he likes jamming out to it. Even though riley can be a jerk he has a heart and if you are upset he will try and make you feel better with his stupid jokes. He has cute dimples and he likes his cows. But he would be a great boyfriend and even if he is just your friend you wanna keep him for as long as you can and not loose him

Riley is a kind caring guy

by Lmao05 February 25, 2019

Riley

Riley is a crazy child at times even though she’s always making u laugh. She’s a hot mess unorganized blond that most likely does gymnastics or softball or basketball. Even though she’s crazy people still love her and she makes people laugh

Riley is a hot mess today

by Poopy pants the 3rd February 18, 2019

Riley

The epitome of ignorance; A term used to describe one who is psychopathic by nature and has an appearance similar to that of a deceased pheasant; Lacking common sense and/or sanity.

"Wow, did you see that Riley? Someone should call an MHI!"
"Eww honey, don't touch that Riley. You might get infected."

by Davisisthacoolesteverrrr January 28, 2009

Riley

It's is a very common name for a retarded down syndrome fuck face, Commonly plays PUBG Mobile and Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Hey! Look it's Riley! Don't look honey! It burns!

by RileyIsAFuckFace May 14, 2018

Riley

A straight up b i t c h! Riley’s are fake beyond belief and only will do something for you if they get something out of it. they will often lie. they are all about the drama. until someone confronts them, then they are a total crybaby. at first your best friend, then your enemy. don’t trust a Riley

god! Riley is so fake! ugh i can’t belive i trusted her.

by Harley Is Rad December 19, 2017

a Riley

To publicly make a fool of yourself when trying to make another look foolish. For instance, to accidentally dox yourself when trying to dox another.

Did you see that guy give out an eclipse photo file to prove there is no earthshine during a total eclipse, only to have the other people find earthshine in that photo, talk about pulling "a Riley."

by GaryMoore September 12, 2017

Riley

#1 faggot of all time. He sucks his dogs dick.

Hi my names Riley I suck off my dog.

by That one mofo March 18, 2017