(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.
Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"
by CoreyFeldmanHero March 2, 2009

by Patanjali April 6, 2014

by Arm potato lover January 18, 2012

Genral term by Irish people, maybe in surprise, or in trying to hide themselves, for example. If you kick a sack with an English bloke in it he will go "Woof" but if you kick a sack with an Irish bloke in it he will go "POTATOES"...
Shamrock stabbers
by Donny boohhasdabshjsadjasda... February 14, 2003

Name of all names, meaning any insulting name that can be given.
whore, bitch, slut, cow, tramp ect..
'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'
whore, bitch, slut, cow, tramp ect..
'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'
by Supermans Best Friend. Ever. September 11, 2011

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.
Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!
by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

by Murray Lewis November 20, 2003
