hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

Luco-Jizz

When you spray a lucozade sport bottle with the squeeze caps at someone!

He Luco-Jizzed all over me!

by Fo-shizzler March 8, 2009

Rollover Jizz

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!

by Ralph Finkelstein August 17, 2011

Rum jizz

The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.

"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"

by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008

Jizz Factory

A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,

OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..

Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011