Accuracy Fluid

Alcohol used to focus the mind and body for target sports

My darts were all over the place until I got a couple pints of accuracy fluid in me.

by C.H. Ninnymuggins February 9, 2023

fluid fracking

Fluid fracking is when a man or woman sticks a straw in one's anus and sucks in to extract any substance stuck to the wall of your anus. Spitting is optional

My you need to do some fluid fracking Jessy you must be itchy from not doing it so long. Let me I'd be honored.

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Gender fluid

Soft language to describe a boy girl.

Dude- That's a fuckin Reptilian boy girl!

Soft language police (describing masculine female boy girl)- Sir, she is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.

Soft language police (describing effeminate male boy girl)- Sir, he is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

by Dezmuz May 24, 2016

Twinkie Fluid

Any sort of moisture that an effervescent person or other animal may release.

I would dance with him but he has a lot of twinkie fluid going on.

by supercakewondereight May 2, 2018

fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results

Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.

by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020

Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.

"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."

by Iamashark January 14, 2023