Goose Flu

The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.

Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!

by cptGRRR December 22, 2009

wine flu

a hangover

steve's off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night's extended revelry

by diskgrinder September 24, 2010

Flu-job

When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.

C: Dude, you feeling okay?

J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.

C: WTF?

J: Flu-job.

C: Legit!

by BFC2268 February 13, 2011

Heinie Flu

Another name for Swine Flu. The word is derived from the fact that this particular strain of flu is the H1N1 strain, which can be read hini, or "Heinie."

Elements in the Federal Government do not want the illness identified as Swine Flu, so this is put forward as a substitute.

That guy in the aisle seat is hacking away: I hope it isn't the Heinie Flu.

I've got a hangover, but I'm going to tell HR I might have Heinie Flu 'cause I could use a few days off.

by Twinzilla April 29, 2009

Edinburgh Flu

HIV, due to the amount of HIV cases in edinburgh in the late 80's

Mate, make sure you dont sit on that toilet seat cause you might catch the Edinburgh Flu.

by snedge January 23, 2012

Beer Flu

When you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”

John phoned in sick today, but I recon he has a case of beer flue.

by Linus Hanger May 26, 2006

Woman flu

Woman flu is a dreadful disease which causes seriously ill women to pretend to be well and relentlessly come to work.
The opposite of man flu

Man 1: Gosh, her nose is streaming dreadfully... why doesn't she take a day off?
Man 2: Must be a case of woman flu

by doesanynameevenwork? March 16, 2009