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Thai sushi

Thigh sushi between girls legs
by Chall3ng3r03 October 6, 2021
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THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.

Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜

You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.

He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.

1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.

If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.

Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,

It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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Don't-Thai-to-me

A dismissive or critical expression used to accuse someone of speaking dishonestly, evasively, manipulatively, or in a way perceived as typical of "Thai-style" impoliteness, nationalism, or cultural indirectness. Often implies mistrust or frustration with what is being said.
Look, if you messed up, just say so. Don't-Thai-to-me with all that nice-sounding talk.
by teapot_dev July 28, 2025
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Thai

TD = TAURIEN DALEY

Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.

Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?

That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"

THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "

BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?

THAI: " OH yeSh!
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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Thais

A thais is passionate , kind , and full of love. She’ll love you and care for you. And she will always be there when you need her. There will never be a time when you need her and she isn’t there. A thais will put others before her because she thinks that others feelings are more important then hers. She is loyal and will stay by your side. She will never betray you. Love is her strongest feeling. If a thais ever falls in love with you. Don’t take advantage of her for it will be hard for her to detach her heart from the thought of you.a thais will give you love and affection and will always pay attention to you even when she’s at her worst. The people she love become her number 1 priority. She will do anything to see you smile and anything to continue to see you happy. Because that’s all she will care about. She will compliment you and make you feel good about yourself. A thais will work to tend to the feelings of others. A thais is always aware of others and their feelings
I love Thais
by StarryClaw July 6, 2024
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Thai

Thai is somebody that really enjoys being a pest- constantly sending underwear emojis to the chat and pestering you to join his homosexual gangbangs. Deep down he’s a great guy, but he often tries to mask that through inappropriate jokes or dating women of the lord.
How’s Thai doing?
Same old, same old; just got another invite to that gay brothel.
by Iwonderwhothiscouldbe69 November 23, 2021
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THAI

Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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