AP Test

suicide that costs $95. slow and painful, lasts about 4 hours.

good luck on your ap test, i'll see you on the other side.

by ap euro nerds May 6, 2010

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

by BS&MS February 6, 2008

testosteronish

Very manly.

He is very testosteronish.

by Gunn_wordy November 19, 2011

Tesmellya

A variation of Tekillya; slang for dirty Mexican tequila.

I don't remember much after pounding that bottle of Tesmellya at Mark's going away party, but I'm pretty sure that everybody there smelled me later nonetheless.

by theBZNess February 13, 2013

tesloch

A big african cunt with big boobs and small penis tesloch pojack has a small ear Same as pal piny my dick cant define how delson is a boy

Shane: how did tesloch get to perth without jumping
Nhan: cause hes so FUCKING tall

by SomediCHEad March 19, 2018