When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.
Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"
Alex "go wash your hands"
by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021
Get the Gillette Templeton mug.Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.
John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."
by eabel December 8, 2021
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Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
by Mytheonix April 22, 2023
Get the room temperature mug.A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
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I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
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I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
by Lucianeil February 15, 2015
Get the Took her temperature mug.Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!
by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016
Get the The George Foreman Temperature mug.by ExaltedChad September 1, 2021
Get the Truth da tempest mug.A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.
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