Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Tebow-sexual

Young, good looking, well dressed, in-shape, young men who do not have premarital sex with women because of their dedication to Christianity.

The non-denominational mega-church on Belfort is full of Tebow-sexuals.

by Too big to fail April 5, 2010

Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).

He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.

by Denverite2 December 29, 2011

Tebowed

Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent.

Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.

by tyscat January 9, 2012

Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.

Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.

by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011

Teemo

Emo kids that cut when they consider themselves teens but they are actually 12.

It seems like half the kids these days are teemo.

by Retarded_Horse November 14, 2013

Teepookana

The Most Famous House in the Australian town Launceston. The occupants are local Celebraties; Fraser Mainwaring, James Howard and Matthew Standaloft. It is a house of irreputable damage however.

Teepookana: Survivors Volume 1! DVD.
Bloke1:lets go to teepookana, that place is sick!!"
Bloke 2: "Yeah Those guys rock!"

by Mickery October 26, 2006