technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.

Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.

by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009

techanic

n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.

I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.

by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009

Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.

They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.

by Maphael October 14, 2011

shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.

nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique

by tnginanggagopota March 5, 2018

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

The Hesslar Technique

Also known as The Executioner, The Hesslar Technique is used when there is a low amount of marijuana left for a pot smoking hobbyist. The pothead uses a large or small plastic bag and enhales the small amount of marijuana from either a pipe or roach then swiftly puts the bag over his/her head and removes most of the oxygen. when he/she exhales the smoke it remains in the bag allowing the smoker to enhale the smoke once more. the smoker can repeat this step as many times as they can before they cannot breath, this is when the bag should be removed.

Man, im almost out of weed. I should use The Hesslar Technique if I want to get high.

by Bzra Tryla-G November 23, 2005