Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.

- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.

by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024

technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".

Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok

by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Technology detox

When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.

When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2023

Technology Green Salad

its green, very technology. ann d almsot a salad..?! echmp;pgy

"Technology green salad?! Are you kidding me???"

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019