Non-Fuckwithable Tape

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT

Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.

by Mr1% June 13, 2021

sex tape

refer to the R.KELLY underage piss scandal or just watch dave chappele.

wow did you see r kelly sex tape when he pissed on that girl?

by fredw March 6, 2006

Tape

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

thped

someone who is mentally retarded. comes from the shortening of "Special Education," Sped, and spoken with a lisp like a retard would do.

They moved Billy to the Special Education class because he is a thped.

by miss america May 18, 2006

Tape Chin

A bloated double chin on an otherwise skinny body, as if there is a tapeworm living in the chin, sucking up all of the body's nutrients.

Paul looks manorexic, until you look at his tape chin.

by DiYams March 31, 2009

tamedaddy

A man with no boundaries. He does illicit drugs, tames beautiful women and obeys no rules. He is much like a rugged stallion and is obviously very well hung. Not to mention his beard is in a league of its own.

Person 1: Did you see that guy at the party the other night?
Person 2: Yes, he was such a tamedaddy!

by PlumpRoast October 23, 2012

Tape Dick

The time when your dick sticks to your balls!

Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!

by Bitch tits! September 4, 2014