Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Wake and take

A woman who enjoys sex in the morning

I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.

by Chasmanian Devil February 12, 2010

Take a Sherman

To take a very large shit that tends to clog the toilet.

I decided to take a Sherman in the dorm room next door because I did not want to clog my own toilet.

by Brokowski May 28, 2009

taking the Regi

taking excessive sick days off work in persuit of lesuire activities

taking 3 days off work each week to go fishing or playing computer games

by Adolf,Sumo,and Grippy July 14, 2004

take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2023

take it easy

goodbye, bye-bye, good luck, see you later

“Well, it was nice talking to you. Take it easy.” “You too. Bye-bye.”

by PK Hotdog July 26, 2006

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 15, 2014