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Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.
by Boohaha September 11, 2012
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Tail Trail

The sweat residue on the back of a toilet seat after someone has been doing work.
"George totally left behind a Tail Trail"
by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009
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a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016
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unicorn tail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then
by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013
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Colt Tail

A pathetic and small "Brony-tail". A males ponytail, but significantly less hair.
If only Chads hair would grow out of his colt tail!
by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017
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Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.
My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.
by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021
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Rooster Tail

Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.
he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!
by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020
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