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Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst
Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best
by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022
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The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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2024 is the worst

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUS)2024. The year everything went wrong. Firstly, the US got bombed. Three times. Then there was ANOTHER FUCKING VIRUS. Even WORSE THAN FUCKING COVID. And guess what? They did nothing abt it. They gave up on the quarantine after everyone protested cuz they had all that trauma from 2020. And the virus wasnt the worst thing. Ok maybe it was. And then elon musk literally renamed twitter again. And the worst thing is that ww3 almost started. Two times. And now nobody is sure if it has started or not cuz its litterally chaos.
"Ugh i hate myself"
"Duh, its 2024. 2024 is the worst"
by Lunathebuna December 25, 2023
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favourite worst nightmare

awesome cool and badass arctic monkeys album (cool and awesome and super nice and awesome sauce album) (not exaggerating )

often shortened as fwn
hawk 1: have you listened to favourite worst nightmare yet
hawk 2: ah, yes i have
by averultimate November 20, 2024
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