surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.

by Vortakai February 7, 2018

cinnamon surprise

The act of shoving a load of cinnimon up your ass hole and then farting it out. Puff!

My husband was making pancakes so I decided to give him a cinnamon surprise

by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017

hunter surprise

A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.

Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.

by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015

Wellington Surprise

The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!

after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!

by nightmeh April 21, 2011

Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011