stroller violation

occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.

If the child's feet touch the ground while sitting in the stroller, that is a stroller violation.

by bearbear4130 July 26, 2012

Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

strollage

A walk with no destination, wandering aimlessly

I am going to take a strollage

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Strollex

A person who calmly strolls around your "mutual" shared home, hovering around, gathering his/hers belongings to be ready for exiting in a jiffy, soon becoming your ex.

Don't think that I'm not noticing your "strollex" around here.

by Kataaa September 8, 2017

stool status

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

by ahymusic October 8, 2017

Stooling

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

by TheNobz December 9, 2017