Straight Girl

That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!

Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*

Straight Girl by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019

straight up hook up 

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

straight up hook up by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

Straight raping

Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.

"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"

"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."

Straight raping by Chantelle Renee January 2, 2012

straight as parallel 

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

straight as parallel by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Straight and Forward 

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).

Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs

Straight and Forward by gangstud1 March 3, 2021

Straight Stick 

A male that has a penis but no balls or scrotum.

“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”

Straight Stick by Travis123456 August 10, 2022

"Straight" guy 

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates

"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."

"Straight" guy by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023