stooser

A stupid loser.

A capella singers are stoosers!

by Kelly November 27, 2003

stoolish

Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.

"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

Stool

fecal matter excreted from the bowwels

cardboard brown poop also known as stool

by stoolmuncher09 September 16, 2009

Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

stool mouth

When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !

Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006