Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

stiff

whatever nintachu makes

"holy shit did you see what nintachu made? fucking hell its so stiff!"

by cocklover124 March 26, 2022

Stiff

Not movin/ bitchin for no real reason.

“Yo stop being so fucking STIFF bro.”

by Zes520 January 13, 2020

Stiff dab

The action of dabbing while your arms and body are stiff

Look at his stiff dab.

by veganslayer February 22, 2019

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016