steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

rusty steel

Excessively ginger person's freckled penis

Is that a dagger i see before me .. oh no its your rusty steel ...

by Sausage time August 29, 2015

Steel Wall

When you don’t wipe the iron jungle and it solidified blocking anything from entering.

My dad tried to rape me but the steel wall protected me

by O0fg0d1 December 27, 2019

Steel Tucan

Slang word used for speculum.

“I’ve got a Pap smear appointment with the Steel Tucan next week.

by cheshire014 June 6, 2019

steel door

A game created at the University of Toronto in the early 2000's. First, a steel door is acquired from a construction site. Then all participants get drunk and try to inflict as much damage upon it with their bodies as possible, often resulting in broken bones. The game has been banned at U of T.

"I spent two hours in the emergency room after last night's game of Steel Door."

by gillthezombie February 23, 2017

sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a very weak fantasy football team. A team that has never won anything.

A team that's excited to receive a participation award.

Sons of Steel........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Eskimo-Brother June 1, 2016

sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a Fantasy Football team that was created to try to instill fear into other teams in the league. Though like the team it pays homage to the Pittsburgh Steelers, they are just the laugh of the league. Also like the Pittsburgh Steelers, this team has perfected the art of Shitting the Bed.

Guy 1 "I named my team the sons of steel cause I'm tough"

Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"

by Eskimo-Brother May 29, 2016