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Starbucks

An invasive coffee shop chain that is owned by a person like DOCTOR EVIL from AUSTIN POWERS.

Starbucks is known for doing the impossible by making their coffee and similar beverages that have the worst of both worlds by being low quality and paying a premium price and somehow being a very good seller while their better quality beverages are often an inferior seller.

One of Starbucks' most popular beverages as well as one of the low-quality beverages is their so-called frappuccinos which are basically half a glass/cup of ice cubes and the other half some dairy substance and flavoring put into a blender and served while being expensive. also tastes pretty grim because it is shards of ice and sweetened milk in a glass.
Person 1: My sister spent all her birthday money in a couple of weeks by going to Starbucks every day
by Person #37878678 September 2, 2021
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Starbucks double cheeseburger

Something that racist Starbucks employees from longbeachgriffy don’t want to serve
At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black
by wubbableseiebe July 30, 2022
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Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
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mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter
"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"
by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014
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Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.
The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.
by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014
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The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
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Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts
Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
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