Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...

Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.

by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

Stanley Steamer

A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!

Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.

by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009

Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.

Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'

by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

stanley

scrub, cant dress, dirty

damn Ramon you lookin' straight stanley with them dirty jays on right now man.

by juan hancock May 28, 2009

Stanley

someone who is 10/10 in attractiveness.
loves supreme.
Is so loyal to his significant other that he won’t talk to other girls.
has bad reply times but when you’re with him, he gives you all his attention.
has a hard exterior shell, but once broken down, is the biggest teddy bear.

damn he’s so attractive, he must be named stanley.

by looloolei June 29, 2020

Stanley

Sexy beast.

"He's a Stanley... Mmhmm"

by Urmama3 August 18, 2020