Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010

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Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

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Squishy Licky

A very hard to master sex move, where the partner at the bottom must squeeze the left nipple of the partner on top while licking the right nipple.

Alex: So how did it go with your girlfriend last night?

Rex: Oh yeah, I gave her the squishy licky last night

Alex: Wait I thought you just had a body pillow

by i wanna frick October 31, 2016

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squishy cavern

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Where the cave explorer goes. Gotta go drop some goo at the squishy cavern

I explored her squishy cavern all night long

by Cave explorer February 8, 2014

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squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

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