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Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.
Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!
by GYPSY JOE September 5, 2010
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Luna Squared

When 2 people that are lovers and also nerds, go on a honeymoon together.
by Cuccigang July 27, 2018
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Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box
Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter
by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019
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Country Squire

A group of bad ass mofos that have made my vision come to life and demonstrate the storytelling possibilites of the human body through fierce athleticism and passionate dedication to the movement vocabulary. The wear there plaid vests and frumpy dresses proudly and you can bet they are always smizing.
A country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click... but kinda sorta.
by Squiremaster May 25, 2012
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Squire

A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009
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Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Squire

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.
After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.
by Mr. C. December 1, 2004
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