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Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
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Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.
"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."
by roguepeacock March 8, 2014
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meme squeeze

Someone who sends you the dankest of memes.
I love the memes she sends me, she's definitely my meme squeeze
by iamajeep August 14, 2017
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weiner squeeze

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.
by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016
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French Squeeze

When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.
"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"
by GhostofBuffalo May 17, 2019
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squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
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Squeezing K

Slang for the act of contracting the kegel muscles, specifically in the aim of making the muscles stronger for more pleasurable sex .
I've been Squeezing K regularly for a few months now while I pee and in traffic and I am actually orgasming more easily!
by dirtycurls January 18, 2017
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