A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)
by Sakeeya February 12, 2012
by Eggy543 June 20, 2019
by Bootyliciousgod August 17, 2018
Are you ready crackers?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!
Oh! Who lives in Chases basement trapped in chains?
Your mom and dad!
Cold and lonely and trapped forever!
Your mom and dad!
If darkness and depression be something you wish...
Your mom and dads!
Then deal with it and get a life!
Your mom and dad!
Ready?
Your mom and dad! Your mom and dad!
Your mom... and dad! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!
Oh! Who lives in Chases basement trapped in chains?
Your mom and dad!
Cold and lonely and trapped forever!
Your mom and dad!
If darkness and depression be something you wish...
Your mom and dads!
Then deal with it and get a life!
Your mom and dad!
Ready?
Your mom and dad! Your mom and dad!
Your mom... and dad! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh
by Nolqn69 March 08, 2017
When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.
I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!
by Sheriff_Schlong August 04, 2023
by Chaz Spiegel February 10, 2008
jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!
frank: what did you do jon?
jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!
frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore
frank: what did you do jon?
jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!
frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore
by Minson122 January 01, 2010