Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)

Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.

by Sakeeya March 29, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

The longest running Nicktoon since 2012, when it surpassed Rugrats.

Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!

by Eggy543 June 20, 2019

Spongebob syndrome

Knowing all the lines from all the spongebob episodes.

She/he has Spongebob syndrome. She know every Spongebob line!

by Bootyliciousgod August 16, 2018

Happy Spongebob

When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.

I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!

by Sheriff_Schlong August 3, 2023

Chase Spongebob

Are you ready crackers?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives in Chases basement trapped in chains?
Your mom and dad!
Cold and lonely and trapped forever!
Your mom and dad!

If darkness and depression be something you wish...
Your mom and dads!
Then deal with it and get a life!
Your mom and dad!
Ready?

Your mom and dad! Your mom and dad!
Your mom... and dad! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Chase Spongebob song

by Nolqn69 March 8, 2017

spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Spongebob hardcore

doing something really little and overreacting thinking you look really cool or "hardcore"

jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!

frank: what did you do jon?

jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!

frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore

by Minson122 December 31, 2009