spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Tulip Sniper

A red tulip that is armed with a Tommmy Gun. Shoots mostly anyone.
Has a pleasant voice.
Aqua Teen Hungerforce

Tulip Sniper just shot me

by ScarfaceSpartan January 5, 2005

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

Sniper Rifle

The reason you were teamkilled shortly after starting a game of Big Team Battle in Halo.

After DoucheWank9000 betrayed omn0mBabies666 for the sniper rifle, omn0mBabies666 respawned and followed him for the rest of the game, constantly shooting down his shields, walking in front of him while he was aiming, and de-scoping him, but never betraying him back.

by t3hb1gb0i December 8, 2010

Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

Sniper Laugh

When someone who isn't in your conversation laughs at something that you say, usually from across a room or hall.

He's such a freak, I was telling a joke to Margaret the other day, and he sniper laughed from across the hall.

by Kyledel June 27, 2011

sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.

She has cute little sipper titties.

by tadpole17 August 27, 2013